When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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