is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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