Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Dick very happy bro
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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