it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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