The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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