They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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