The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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