he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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