we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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