I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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