I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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