in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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