why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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