So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
