ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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