doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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