Buhtt sex?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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