What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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