She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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