His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I came so hard my ears popped.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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