my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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