i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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