so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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