What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
ttyl tear gas
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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