I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
