She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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