My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Come share oat with me in your robe
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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