I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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