I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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