My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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