ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I FOUND THE LEGS
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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