Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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