It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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