If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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