He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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