Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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