Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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