Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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