So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
