Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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