I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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