god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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