Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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