he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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