i don't like sucking hair
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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