So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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