Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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