I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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