Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My liver just had a heart attack.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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