VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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