i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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