Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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