Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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